Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his.
But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before.
“What do I do if she’s ugly?†says Mike,
“I’ll be stuck with her all night.â€
“Don’t worry,†Joe says, “just go up to her door and meet [...]
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, [...]