Found that one early morning at work while chatting before going to get to our work.

So just to to the Google Search Engine and in the search bar type in “how to”. Do not hit Enter. You will end up with something like this:

"How to" Google Search

So seeing this list, we tried to figure out in terms of statistics What this really means.

Assuming that all these searches have been carried out by women, let’s start from the first one:

1. So 386,000,000 women made love.
2. Out of those 386,000,000 women, ONLY 27,800,000 ACTUALLY MADE LOVE TO THEIR HUSBAND.
3. 19,600,000 out of the 386,000,000 got pregnant
4. 114,000,000 accepted to kiss their partners
5. After making love, out of those 386,000,000 women 37,900,000 were judged as being too fat by their partners who suggested them to lose weight
6. Out of those 37,900,000 fat women, 2,050,000 were unable to fulfill the wish of their partners and got pissed off eventually looking for a career, therefore learning how to write a CV.
7. Out of the 27,800,000 women who made love to their husband (2.), 8,530,000 doubted that their husband was cheating on them (Probably with the rest of the women who did not make love to their husband), thus they tried to hack their Facebook account to know about their extra marital affair.
8. Out of the 386,000,000 total women who made love, 248,000,000 of them were so excited that they decided to create their own websites either to post their experience to the world in the form of blogs or to advertise themselves for more experience .
9. All those women who made love to their husband (27,800,000) were finally bored and decided to kill them, so they just found a way to strangle their husband while helping them tie their tie.
10. And finally they went to play poker along with some of the other women with whom their husband had extra marital affair, blowing away the money of their late husbands.

This is the end of the story of the “How to” women of the Google Search Engine.

It’s silly, but still made a story out of a simple search query Yeah I know I am crazy, mo mank role

Filed under: Jokes Tagged: Engine, Google, How, Search, to, women

My resolutions for this year:

1. Trying to be a nicer person
2. Live my life my own way
3. Will definitely try to grow up
4. Continue with my Ubuntu usage (10.04 and 10.10)

My 2010 plans / wishes:

1. A better home
2. Progress further in my career
3. Learn more and more
4. Aim for higher studies
5. Hope I am able to fulfill my project for a new custom blog site
6. Will try other linux distros if ever i get the chance
7. A new computer would have been nice

I wish all my dear friends a happy new year 2010.

God Bless You All

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