Thomas Bruso aka ‘Epic Bearded Man’ Interviewed

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Apparently, I’m a pothead. LOL.

30-39: Pothead – You’re addicted, but you have no desire to quit. There’s a box of Ho Hos on the desk, and you had to brush Cheeto dust off the keyboard to log into your computer, which you keep password protected with heavy encryption. You hurried through this quiz because your guild is waiting for you in the other window. You really should consider counseling.

1. Do you eat most of your meals while at the computer or in front of the television?

2. Do you sometimes bring your laptop when you sit on the toilet?

3. Do you check your feeds more than 1x per hour?

4. Do you make a nervous habit out of refreshing your inbox over and over, just in case someone emailed you in the last 45 seconds?

5. Can you not remember the last time you didn’t check online reviews before eating at a new restaurant?

6. Do you freak out if you’re in a car and there’s no GPS?

7. Does the verb “tweet” come up regularly in your real-life conversations?

8. Have you ever changed vacation plans based on wi-fi availability?

9. Are there more than two portable electronic devices within reach right now?

10. If your house were on fire, would you run in to rescue your laptop?

11. Are you closer with some online-only friends than people you actually see in real life?

12. Are you pretty sure you’d have killed yourself if you lived in the days before Internet?

13. Do you buy things online that you could easily drive across town to get in person?

14. Do “electronics” have their own category in your monthly budget?

15. Are you a member of any sort of online “guild?”

16. Do you answer questions in support forums when you’re bored?

17. Do you bring your smartphone with you to church?

18. Do you own 3 or more video gaming systems? (Oh come on, portables count.)

19. Do you have multiple t-shirts with references to Internet memes, linux, or webcomics?

20. Do you know what the word “meme” means, for that matter?

> Yes! In Soviet Russia, memes define you!

21. Has your significant other (or mom, if applicable) ever banned you from your smartphone?

22. Do you spend more time on Facebook than you do in the presence of actual people?

23. Are you currently in a virtual relationship? (WOW, Second Life, etc)

24. Do you have 3 or more active social media accounts?

25. When something happens in your life, is your first thought usually “How can I fit this into 140 characters?”

26. Do you need multiple wall outlets to charge all your stuff at night?

27. When you sit down in a coffeeshop, do you tend to position yourself close to a power outlet “just in case”?

28. Do you generally spend most of your day looking at a computer screen and then go home… only to look at a computer screen for the rest of the night?

29. Have phrases like “BRB” and “ROFL” worked their way into your real vocabulary?

30. Do you often skip meals because you’ve lost track of time in front of the computer?

31. Do you call people by their screen names when you see them in real life?

32. Do you have more than five tabs open in your browser right now?

33. Are there more than three screens of some kind in the room you’re in right now?

34. Are there more computers in your house than there are people?

35. Do you tweet or read blogs while watching movies at home?

36. Do you put your phone on vibrate at the movie theater rather than turn it off, even though you’re not expecting anything important?

37. Have you ever turned down a romantic encounter in order to play video games?

38. Does your Internet usage cut into the time you should be spending on personal hygiene?

39. When you see the last names Cerf, Otellini, Ballmer and Berners-Lee, do you know who is being mentioned?

40. Do you ever leave your laptop open in social settings, even though you aren’t actually doing anything on it?

41. Have you ever had a dream where you were surfing the Internet?

42. Can you type text messages faster than you can handwrite the same words?

43. Have you ever left an event or date early so you could get online?

44. Would you classify yourself as an “expert” multitasker?

45. Can you read machine code?

46. Do you regularly have to put blocks of ice, portable fans, or frozen packages of hash browns on or near your computer to keep it cool?

47. Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome?

48. Do you keep multiple webcams around your house?

49. Are you up on the computer past 3am at least once a week?

50. Did you make it all the way to the end of this quiz?

Ta nasyion! Kreol deza servi couma langaze support. Professeres coz kreol dans class ar zeleves kan expliker. Depi touletan ti coumesa!

Ki to ler encore?!

Si to ler fer kreol vine langaze optional, li bon. Mai a ki nivo? CPE mem? Ki connerie sa?!

To diplomer en educasyon toi? Ki to eter? Ene prete ta! To pa certifier pou donne critique constructive mais to gagne droit coz nimporte a coz democratie (wawa @ la democratie.)

Ki illéttrés?! Pa a coz langaze ki dimounes vine illétrés! Ena boucou factere couma pauvreter ou la paresse.

Jocelyn, aret coz nimporte! Zour ki to truv Wikipedia en kreol ou kreol p servi pou definir terme medical, lerla capave mo pou accepter kreol couma ene langaze ki capave servi dan ledicasyon.

Pena futur dans kreol. To servi sa langaze la juste pou cozer ou pou insulter banne morisyen cons lor internet! Pou moi mo bien merde ar so soidisant syntax official!

Et to conner Jocelyn, lor mo CV kan mo dire ki langaze mo cozer, mo meter “Kreol Morisien (Native).” Et li pa servi moi narnier!

Enfin, mo plein lire/ecoute to banne idiocies lor media. To couma dire ene dimoune con ki polluer zafaires ki p bien marcher juste pou to gagne l’attention.

Coume sa to manke l’attention. To congregation dans leglise pa donne toi assez l’attention, ta?! Arryo!

Jocelyn, STOP! Mo pou ignore toi net astere! To nepli merite lattention (a moins to crever et bizin ecrire lor banne konneries ki to ti p rever kan to ti encore vivant. LOL. ) Piss off!

I can’t wait for her album to come out! My fav. one is “Too much of a Lady.”

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The 2.4 GHz-800 dpi G7630 is the best wireless everrrrr!!!

Features:

• 15 metres ultra far (that’s pretty good.)
• 3 shiftable report rates! I can select the accuracy of the cursor control – among 2 ms, 4 ms, and 8 ms – according to my different tasks.
• Auto channel hopping! – no interference on the 2.4 GHz universal bands!
• Error correction through 2-way communication! This ensures precision.
• 8 programmable mouse gestures. This is brilliant. No more hard buttons! Mouse gestures FTW!
• The standard battery indicator is there. It is worth noting that the single AA battery will last for up to 4 months (if you turn it off when not using it.)
• It is uber comfortable. The non-slip exterior is very neat. I haven’t found such an exterior on a mouse before. I, for one, like it. Oh, the dimensions: 4L x 2.53W x 1.54H in.

Installation

1. Pull out the nano receiver from the bottom of the mouse.
2. Plug the nano receiver into the USB port of your laptop/computer. If your machine is running MS. Windows XP+, the drivers are already there.
3. Insert a single AA battery into the mouse. (A4Tech provides a battery which is very thoughtful of them.)
4. Press the power button on the mouse and you’re done!
5. To activate mouse gestures and shiftable report rates, install the official driver and software – http://fadil.fr/mousedr.zip

Unlike other wireless pointing devices sold by the big names, A4Tech’s G7630 DOES NOT LAG at all. As soon as the mouse is turned on, the pointer is activated and works right away.

I don’t mind setting the report rate to 125 Hz.

Power is not an issue. The AA battery can last for months. The receiver does not eat up much power either. If you’re using a laptop, you will ‘lose’ like 30 minutes out of 9 hours.

Mouse gestures rock! The programmable gestures are a plus when playing WoW!

Increase the volume.

What if you need a new battery?

Once the battery dies, replace it with a cheap non rechargeable alkaline AA.

The drawbacks

1. The nano receiver is very small. Do not lose it. If you do, buy another one and pair it with your mouse. The unique frequency is written at the bottom of the mouse.
2. The nano receiver heats up a lot! Even so, it does not affect the performance of the mouse.
3. You need a clean mouse pad. Note: The mouse works on most surfaces incl. women’s lingerie. LOL. However, to keep the mouse clean, use a mouse pad.

Price

The G7630 costs around £10 depending on which store you buy it from. It’s very cheap for such a good mouse.

The A4Tech G7630 rocks!

ATHENE PWNING IT UP @ PCA

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