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New Domain Name..

Daks — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:11:58 +0000

Hello everyone. Well, this is to inform you that I’ve transferred my blog

From: http://dakshinee.wordpress.com

To: http://dakshinee.net

Please start visiting http://dakshinee.wordpress http://dakshinee.net for new posts!!!!!

My childhood..

Daks — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:08:02 +0000

My childhood memories:

1) Killing ants and then eating them…huh…mo ti enkr bebe…2yrs maybe!! Was amazed by these little creatures that taste sour :p

2) Cutting of my hair by myself : ti fk aprane servi ciseaux lekol primaire sa mo kwar :p And Maybe cutting of Yashvin’s hair also from behind..while he was watching TV…

3) Getting LOST :p….but then later on they found me playing with water in toilet

4) Cutting of Neha’s hand (who was then maybe 2years) by mistake :s li ti p trappe ‘lame’ dan so lamain e mne risse sa…. :S sorriiii neeeeaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

5) Beating Yashvin and getting beaten by him…

6) Playing ‘Lamarelle’ with Deepa & Neha..

7) And yeahhh without forgetting: Getting damn scared of that famous ‘Neighbour’

Here are some pics of my childhood:

No comments, the pic says it all... (

Cute little Daks and Bad Yashvin!!

Huh..they were taking MY pic, i wonder from where he came!! :/ And he was smiling...look at my face!

Not fair...he told me to look at the rabbit behind so as the pic becomes :s for me...

Any memories of your childhood that you wanna share??

Triolet Bus Service..

Daks — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:56:09 +0000

FIRST

Some bus conductors of Triolet Bus Service (TBS) are shit, i say it loud : SHIT SHIT & SHIT!!!! Seems like they should be given a map of mauritius, with the representation of where each village/town starts and ends. Yesterday i was coming back from uni at about 4.30pm in TBS bus. Well, my home address is Dispensary road, camp lilas, TRIOLET. To be noted, camp lilas (road name) is found IN triolet. However, arriving at camp lilas, the bus conductor asked me where am going. I said Triolet and showed him my Student Bus Pass.

Shit bus conductor : Nu dan camp lilas la

Innocent Daks : wii mo coner

Shit bus conductor : camp lilas truv dan Pte Aux Piments

I started thinking wat the fuck is happening….

Innocent Daks : non camp lilas truv dan Triolet em

Shit bus conductor : moi mo coner camp lilas truv dan Pte Aux Piments.

Innocent Daks : Plak Pte aux Piments li juste 2 bus stop devan..e mo ena pu desan 1 bus stop devan ki truv dan triolet..

Shit bus conductor : non camp lilas pa truv dan triolet sa!! Nu dan Pte Aux Piments la

Innocent Daks : coner ki ou p cozer lot kout, nu pa dan pte aux piments la, nu dan triolet!!

In front of everybody in bus, he started creating a scene. I would have forgetten to press the bell if a guy wouldnt have got down at the same bus stop as me. Only regrets that i’ve are:

1) I couldnt really proved that we were actually in Triolet itself since i had to get down and i felt very much uneasy….because i was wondering that maybe the passengers thought i was wrong, that’s why i got down from the bus but actually my bus stop was reached…

2) I should have taken his number which was written in his uniform and then later on report him to some ‘Chef de Gare’ but i wonder whether the ‘Chef de Gare’ would be really doing something!! I couldnt even take the bus number since i was so much disturbed…

3) Tell that Shit Bus conductor let’s go to police station so that we discuss it there. As long as i know my right, i’ll fight with anyone to show that i am right!! Hope that next time i dont come across that bus conductor else am sure i’ll fight with him!!!!

Grrr Angry Daks..Actually i look 10 times more angry than this

SECOND

To tell you frankly, I’ve even waited 45mins before getting a bus at Camp lilas!! Since i live at Camp Lilas which is found near Pte Aux Piments, I cant take busses coming from Royal Road.. If i’ve to do so, i’ve to walk for about 15mins…

Many times, when the bus from Pte Aux Piments comes, it is full, so much full that there is not even place to stand in the bus!! Then again i’ve to wait for another 20 mins on bus stop under the sun!! No wonder hw come am getting dark complexion!!!!!!

Why this is so?? Simply because Triolet Bus Service doesnt offer enough busses that go towards Pte aux Piments….Making complaints ehhh?? Komien complaints pu fer?? Plito pa fer aster, pu ale gaspille letemps sa!!! sa rente 1 koter zot zoreil e sorti par lot koter!!!

Would you say that Triolet Bus Service offers a good bus service?? Definitely not mE!!! Definitely not in Triolet and Pte Aux Piments!!! Each and Everytime, when the Pte aux Piments bus reaches the junction to go towards Pte Aux Piments ( Anand Bus Stop), around 10 people MINIMUM get in the bus….now jst imagine….sometimes it can go to around 20-30 people also!!!!! Am not exagerating, it’s damn true!!!

Anand Bus Stop

Do you get problems with Triolet Bus Service (TBS) at your place also??

Philosophy of Logic..

Daks — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:57:10 +0000

Welcome to the world of maths {this post} :) Are you a fan of maths? If yes, then you are at the right place!!!!

Question:

If a = b = 1, prove that 1+1 =1

Answer:

a² = a * a

But a = b

Therefore a² = a * a = a * b

a² = ab

a² – b² = ab – b²

(a – b)(a + b) = b(a – b)

Cancelling (a-b), we get:

(a + b) = b

But a = b = 1

Hence, a + b = b => 1 + 1 = 1

PROVED

Who has found the error in the above equation??

Zot deja gagne crise r mats coume ha?? WAHAHAHA!!!!

Finding Nemo..

Daks — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:24:17 +0000

Suddenly i felt like watching Finding Nemo again, an underwater movie in 3D. Usually i hate watching the same movie again and again, but this one is exceptional. I love it..

My favourite character is Dory, a beautiful blue fish who helps Nemo’s dad, Marin, in searching Nemo. She is too funny especially when her memory fails and this results in communication problems. She is so much talkative that she can relate to you her whole life, if only she remembers lol…

Some parts which i liked in the movie:

1) The fishes take the form of an arrow to show ‘la direction du Courant est‑australien’ and tell Dory to swim across the rocks not above. Arriving there, Dory hesitates. She does not remember exactly but something tells her not to swim through the rocks. Marin managed to divert her attention to make her forget this idea

2) Dory saw something shinning. Aaaww a tiny jellyfish. She made friends with it, named it Squishy and started playing with it.

‘Aïe, elle m’a piquée’ crie Dory. ‘Méchante Squishy!!’

3) Convinced that Nemo passed away, Marin said goodbye to Dory and the latter started to cry. «

‘Pourquoi pleurez‑vous?’ demande Nemo qui arrive à cet instant

‘Je crois que j’ai perdu quelqu’un, mais je ne sais plus qui!!’ renifle Dory. ‘Comment t’appelles‑tu?’

‘Nemo, et je cherche mon père’

Dory didnt respond hearing the name Nemo, but when reads ’Sydney’ on a pipe of the plant water, she remembers all!!

‘Nemo vite, ton père est parti par ici!!’

You watched Nemo? Any favourite character or scene?

Su Elections at UOM..

Daks — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:00:45 +0000

Like i said before, this is the time when the candidates for Su Elections will be shaking hands with you even though they are seeing you for the first time…And they’ll be talking so nicely with you and try their best to convince you to vote for them…

Hope to see them smiling at you after they’ve won the elections!! And hope that one of their aims will be to upgrade the computers in the labs..Or maybe each student should be getting ’1 pakE la bougie rouge’…Enfin:

‘L’espoir fait vivre les imbeciles’

Recently there was ‘Decoller Pa Coller’….But seems like this campaign has made no effect on the candidates of Su Elections since i saw some posters in uom…How shit!! Anyways, hope they’ll take them out after elections..Again…HOPE!!

Aaaww i got 2 requests on Facebook for Su Elections

Tikomik..

Daks — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:56:49 +0000

Titeuf: A mon marriage avec Nadia, j’inviterais po Jeau-Claude parce qu’il est nul….J’inviterais po non + Vomito parce qu’il est alergique aux gateaux a la creme…J’aimerais bien inviter Nadia mais c hyper-complique….C’est po juste!!!!!!!!

Cedric: Il n’est toujours pas satisfait. Son rêve, c’est de conquérir le cœur de Chen, sa jolie copine d’école…Heureusement que pepe est toujours la pour lui aider….Cedric est intelligent (meme si c pas toujours selon son bulletin scolaire) et il a beaucoup d’imagination…un peu trop peut etre!! Quelle vie en mene tout de meme quand on a 8ans….

La famille pirates: Le capitaine Mac Bernik aurait bien aimé être le plus célèbre des pirates de l’île de la Tortue… Mais voilà, il rapporte plus souvent des algues que de l’or….

Hercules – Scampi t’es belle

Scampi – Hercules t’es nul…

If you want to laugh remembering the time when you were young, don’t hesitate to watch these cartoons (my favorites ones) : Tteuf, Cedric and La famille pirates!!! Yiiipiiieeee, they’re going to make your head SPIN…. :p Am already 20yrs, but still adore watching tikomik…:D And what about you?

Interesting Things..

Daks — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:11:51 +0000

The cruel killed horse: Uhhmmm hope you know about the cruel killing of a horse by two shit guys, in Mauritius during May 2008, the clip of which was available on facebook. Check out Yashvin’s Blog for more info.. You’ll be happy to know that enquiry is going on… Humanity still exists

Holidays for students: I bet most primary and secondary students would be saying yuupppiiieeee NO SCHOOL, just like my cousin neha who had a class test yesterday…..and perhaps they’ll hope that tomorrow also there is a holiday, wed thurs fri sat sun at home, simply woooww!!

But most tertiary students want to go to uni. Actually we’ve group assignmnts to submit and some friends find it really hectic to do that on msn, definitely not me lol ;p

Uni life is simply too good though!!

Credit Crisis: Most of you might have read this. Stocks have fallen sharply since wednesday. The American International Group (AIG) share prices fell over 95% yesterday which caused it to go bankrupt!! The Federal Reserve Bank (FED) has been authorized to give credit facility to AIG from which AIG may draw up to $85 billion, thus preventing the market to crash. In return, the federal government will receive a 79.9% stake in the company.

It is worth noting that this news came just 2 days after a straight refusal by the very same Fed to financially help Lehman Brothers, one of the leading investment banks!! Infact FED has help AIG because it’s collapse will have very serious impacts on global financial system..

For some , it is panic while for others who are smart enough, this is the perfect opportunity to invest right now. Well, now people will be investing on gold or silver instead of on shares after whatever happened, and as a result, this will cause prices of gold & silver to increase. Gold is expected to rise at $950 an ounce at end of year.

Oil fell below $92 a barrel in SIngapore. The reason advanced for such a sharp fall is the fierce credit crisis that has already made two leading banking giants victims in the US.

Just came to know that the Russian Market has crashed. The sharp decline in the price of oil had severe consequences for Russia. However, the primary cause of the Russian Financial Crisis was not the fall of oil prices directly, but the result of non-payment of taxes by the energy and manufacturing industries.

Investors have completely lose confidence on the market!!

Hearts – *AAaaawwww*

Thanks to Fadil Soobraty who took this pic n sent me, a heart potato..

Aaaawww look at this lovely heart bread pic, i took this yesterday morning, sorry for image quality :S

BIG THANKS TO FADIL SOOBRATY WHO HELPED ME IN THIS BLOG POST (Fadil mne met to nom en Bold, Italic & Underlined la )

New Facebook..

Daks — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:47:53 +0000

I believe that most of you have an account on facebook. It’s really a nice social networking website where you’ll be finding many mauritians there. A great way to communicate, find your lost friends, keep in touch with others, learning about events etc in this busy world. I remember once upon a time Hi5 used to be so popular. Facebook is kind of taking over the hearts of most teenagers now lol..

To tell you frankly, i dont like hate the new facebook though i admit that am getting quite used to it now. Well according to me, it looks quite messy and confusing. Actually there are more things to dislike than to like on it. I find the original design to be much better.

It’s sad to know that all facebook users have been automatically shifted to the new design when logging in. Now we cant even reverse back to the old style like before. It’s as if they’ve FORCE us to use the new design. Hope sooner or later we all will catch up with the new facebook just like all its new applications.

But am not able to adjust myself with the new wall because it shows everything that you’ve done, it’s not clean. Maybe human beings are not quickly keen to changes!! To be honest, i would say that while trying to improve the facebook design, the facebook people have infact worsen it!!

Anyways, thanks to facebook, i’ve found out that i’ve two more cousins: Antish Awootar and Anurag Awootar

So, are you also dissatisfied with the new facebook?

Ps:

Question pour 1 champion:

what is more confusing, facebook or women?

Reflections..

Daks — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:00:59 +0000

Below are some pics which i guess will surely make you think carefully about life…Sometimes breathtaking, sometimes horrific!!! I hope you’ll learn some lessons from these pics. We all have our life changing events and struggles, and we all should try to learn from these experiences to become better people. Changing the world is definitely hard but not impossible though. We should all move forward towards the developping of a better world…

The Baby Hand

The Starving Boy

Mouse with Human Ear

Iraqi Girl

The Power of One

11 Sept Attacks

Lynching of Young Blacks

Earthrise

Dead on the Beach

Burial of Unknown Child

I’ve a Dream