What happened on the 21st August 2007?

by Shah

Guess what happened on the 21st August 2007?

(The following is in present tense due to me project my astral self back in time.)

I’m there, sitting and day dreaming in my seat (bus), and a cute (I’ve to admit it - I liked her hair. I believe all sino-Mauritian girls have nice hair) Sino-Mauritian girl sits next to me. Being shy and trying hard to not touch her hair, I look through the window. It isn’t interesting at all but it is a sane thing to do.

She starts to move uncontrollably, kicks me, and hita me hard in the foot. Her shoe goes right @ my left shoe. *shoe romance comes to mind* I just look back @ her. She stops, gets down, removes her lovely blue shoe. It has those glassy mini sculptures of little flowers. She removes a rock out of it.

How the hell did a rock enter her shoe?!

She then lifts up the cute shoe, pokes me with her cute finger, and says “desole. il y avait quelque chose dans ma chaussure. t’as eu mal?”

I reply that I’m alright despite the pain.

At the end of the trip, she gives me her phone number and e-mail address.

[Still, I'm pretty sure there's a conspiracy involving shoes of sino-Mauritian girls/women. I hereby urge all of you including you, Mr. Soil, to STOP hurting the Sino-Mauritian community, with rocks. They have nice hair and wear cute shoes, for crying out loud! Be gently to these women! (You can poke the guys. Their butts can take it!)]

*nostalgic* Now, you know what happened on the 21st August 2K7. - Some guy named Shah got poked by a sino-Mauritian chick with a shoe.

Do you remember what happened to you on the 21st August 2007? Post it below.

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