Frustration (XKCD Comic)
by Shah
Alt text: ‘Don’t worry, I can do it in under a minute.’ ‘Yes, I’ve noticed.’
Like always, today’s XKCD comic is brilliant! It’s a chastity bra for cute geeky girls who can unlock it in less than a minute.
Say, a geeky male lover wants to unlock the bra for some unknown and weird reason (like saving her from being stung by a bee which got inside the bra), he will be able to fiddle with the Rubik’s cube and get it open in less than 5 minutes (or even less.)
A “normal person” who plays the field, hammering down all women, will cheat and use scissors or teeth to unclasp the bra from the front.
Note that the geek male lover would probably not want to play with breasts after having unlocked the bra - he will try to beat his score (time taken to unlock the bra) by locking it and trying again.
As a reward for winning (beating his own score,) the geeky girl who is the geeky male lover’s One (and Only Forever and Ever,) will allow him to play with her hair and do stuff (I leave this part to your inner mind theatre. WLOL.)
This bra is fun! (The”normals” (non-wacko/geeky people) are frustrated by such a bra, though. Niahaha!)
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