Sugar is important to me *Aww*
by ShahThis topic is weird, isn’t it? But it does relate to the purpose of the journal - ok, maybe it’s remotely related but it’s worthy of a post. Hmm..I should categorise this post as “Real Life.”
So, in real life, one needs great hair, a sweetheart to dedicate oneself to, food, a few seconds of sleep 
, computers, servers and the electronic stuff, the usual coffee but there’s 1 thing special, as special as the sweetheart, mind you; sugar. Note: No offense to the sweetheart who is made of sugar too! <3 *blush*
Back to the wacko topic. So, Lemme tell you about my addiction to sugar. I crave for sweet foods. According to Kathleen DesMaisons, it is due to the high level of activation of mu opioid receptors in my wacko brain. Good Grief Kathleen! Not only am I wacko but I’ve mu opioid receptors being activated in my brain! WTC! (Not World Trade Centre - What The Cupcake! Mind you, cupcake is a better word than the “f” word.) I blame the Daleks for that! OK, I’m kidding. Or NOT! WLOL. I wonder if a fried Dalek meat (taken out of the metal shell) with tonnes of sugar on top, would be delicious…Hmm..Doctor, please, if you’re reading this entry, get me some fried Dalek meat. Thank you.
Anyway, when coding (like a builder building blocks) or thinking (connecting random things,) and being lost in the middle of activities which are tiring, one usually have intakes of caffeine. It’s fun and all to have the red bulls but one needs the munchies. Instead of going for chewing gums (they are too rubbery,) I, in my infinite majesty (of course wlol,) picked pastries and coffee with sugar (min amount of sugar added: 3 spoonfuls. Max. amount of sugar added: 7 spoonfuls.)
I’m fond of shortcrust based pastries - because though the crust isn’t that sugary, the top and the filling consist of a high level of goodness (sugar.)
Raspberry tart.
These make me go in awww mode and help me maintain my level of insanity and hence prevent me from sleeping.
So, what happens when there is no pastry available (like it always happens in the middle of the night?) Switch to Candy Mode. (And NO! I’m not talking about the girl who hangs at the train station - she’s named Candy.)
Chocolate candy bars and jelly beans are so awww.
Chocolate
Jelly beans *Aww*
Sure, there are many problems which threaten my very wacko life:
- Tooth decay - no worries, I brush my teeth after each eating/drinking session
- Diabetes - ouch. I’ve to get a blood test someday but I’m scared of blood banks because of the possibility of “normals” finding out that I’m an alien, and because vampires drinking alien blood can be devastating for The Dark Lord Dracula. He wants human blood ONLY! I don’t want to upset him. He’s a nice guy.
- Obesity - ok, I deal with that by running every morning during summer. Winters = period of weight gain due to the high amount of “dodo” (sleep time)
- Gout (joint disease) - as long as I can move and get my daily calcium shots (Vitacal and milk,) I guess I’m ok.
So, people! (referring to the people in the same field as I am and who consider themselves as being wacko) Sugar is a must! If you don’t find any sugar, lick the sugary hair on the head of your sweetheart.
Special message to the sweethearts of the many wacko developers out there: run for your life! ok, strike that! RUN FOR YOUR HAIR!
Shah
P.S
Fine, the next post won’t fall in this category. Once in a while, it’s good to issue a wacko post. Leave your comments.
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